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To every mom who got down on the floor and played with their kids even when the dishes were piling up, you didn't just get through the day.
You raised actual humans who are kind and funny and decent.
No one gave you a trophy for it.
You did it anyway, we're lucky to live in a world you built.
this year's theme is team on deck.
Friends, HAAPY Halloween.
If you like the Chips & the Beauty and the Beast, here’s something crispy I just fried for you.
It’s Chiplag. A single page platform for everything you promote, your profile, product, business, cause, or that easy peasy beer and apple idea missing a second button. No website build needed.
In a few minutes you can make a stunning page, and the built in AI makes it easier, quicker, and simpler to keep current. Share one link instead of scattering everything across the internet.
Want the tour? It walks through five finished examples at chiplag.com/intro/.
I’d love to hear what you think:
Chiplag.com
Chiplag
We all know the best GNOs are the ones with one male who keeps things running smoothly and never loses sight of the mission to become a protest against men.
Ladies, this Halloween, I'm available to be your Designated Gentleman for your girls' night out
preferably a family outing.
Going to be a lovely weekend full of fantasies, one of my favorites.
Hope you enjoy every moment of it.
G-Wagon is a classic car and not so much of a Mercedes.
Do you guys not think calling the infotainment system by sleek Mercedes is a little bit off harmony with them packs?
Rather than appointing it plain Gemini, it just feels obviously offside.
Honey, them packs look heavy for a butterfly.
They may look gold, but they're expired protocols dressed up as prestige.
A butterfly's niche is fresh mystery, lightness, and sensitive flowers.
You weren't made to carry the weight of convention when your nature was meant to be unconventional.
PSA Everyone:
Paris Road is getting official recognition and road signs.
Paris Road is the matching identity of the American Ocean, thanks to the Pacific Ocean becoming it..
We could still keep it as PCH if you vote for it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Vitamins usually aren’t sparkly, but stars are full of vitamins and minerals.
Ask me who’s reached the sky.
I know, the universe has its own ways of keeping us going, even when the journey is hell.
Personally, this is how I feel.
Who said I couldn’t be a chef too? Yes we are doing this in 2026.
Adding a little creativity, and a lot of passion.
Honestly, maybe should ask WarnerBros or 1111 turn this into a whole production show!
We’re starting with this Milk Shake recipe to feel better, celebrate ourselves and be more productive, bottom line.
Captain on duty, session in place:
So many abnormal behaviours are becoming personal brands.
Perhaps that’s what makes us distinct from SI and the Superior Kind, our beautifully inconvenient imperfections;
- Bipolar disorder: Two Moods, One Icon.
- ADHD : Me & Perfection.
- Overthinking; Excessive Luxury.
- Procrastination: Later, by Design.
- Narcissism: A Mirror Above the Rest.
- Commitment Issues: Limited Edition, Never Exclusive.
- Social Anxiety: Private Access Only.
- OCD: Flawless, Down to the Last Detail.
- Impulse Control: Because Why Not Couture?
Which ones are your favorites, pick two.
A golden turn before letting go.
Some things age like wine, others like autumn leaves, both become richer, but only one gets called a masterpiece.
A second glance is worth more than a first impression.
Not every falling leaf is a loss, and not every bare branch is a sign of weakness.
That is the charm of fall, growing older is not the same as growing dull.
The finest things in life are too mature to be sweet, too complex to be simple, and too beautiful to last forever.
Midnight Choices
15 Feet Salmons Splashing
Being the 51st state wouldn’t be that bad, If today could be National I Love You Day.
Valentine’s has a similar vibe, and so today feels like the follow up, basically the second Valentine’s Day we were missing. A secret valentine.
Second things often end up better than the first. Canada could even pass as Greater America, the second version that hits harder.
So yeah, second Valentine. That’s the earth and heaven step by step if you follow the path.
If you lost your first, don't cry sniffing leftovers, today’s a chance for a better second.
So now if you do the math you'll know when is 'I Love You 2' day.
Also added this to my 'On This Day' tab in highlights, a small reminder to plan ahead next year.
TBH best national day of the year.
I hope the breeze comes through, I'm being supportive
You might skim this in four seconds before your brain drifts off to something sparkly and pink.
If you do, here is something from an experienced doctor:
Video games can be a surprisingly good focus tool for brains, especially in co-op, thanks to instant feedback.
Watch how the next level gets real, and how you can apply your new skills to real life situations.
Hey, Staples now sells groceries?
I was just looking for some milk and the first and only thing that came up was staples.
This is how AI has taken over the office industry. Office hardware just isn't profitable anymore.
Also, i'm available for freelance if you need an agent.
What do I do so we are not so apart?
Velvet Seats
Still haven't shaved my other leg since i started venting last night
But WH acts quick
Arranged a whole ceremony for a mixed group of people, all named innovators.
Glad I never registered my work. would've lost my reputation in fashion.
Just last year, dear product of Apple was having his own hot flashes trying to rip the shit off iCloud and decrypt its data in the UK, and turn Apple into a naked grape and a pole dancer in its own home land.
Let's not lose our grip on haapy Apple's puppet, who accepted the offer to shake hands at 'Qing's trust' just recently, for a glazed apple danish pastry.
Wouldn't it be wiser to leave the company when it comes to people's belongings?
But don't worry, your data is safe. That was just a past psychomental reaction of an insider's wounds, plus a showcase of incompetent puppets that the media feeds your brain as your heroes.
Likewise, you will not have that rust metal disease with the new iPhone casings. But it does hurt when Apple dropped Telegram over the reek WhatsApp in late August to welcome its new CEO
Not only did these two punctuation marks invent the goggles we wear, which is a hot topic nowadays..
But they also volunteered to declare that the language used in the US and Canada belongs to them.
I definitely do want to switch gear to an overdue topic;
"The midgets of alphabet"
What's behind these annoying covers that have been looming over my head for 30 years!
These stupid punctuation marks..
Is a person that thinks he owns me.
I'd rather not keep talking about that fancy pickle for now.
It was a bad example, but there's still room to fall for false advertisement, even if you're a few years older than me.
To prove my point, it's worth noting that even though I grew up near Mount Olympus, I still understood what Sambo means.
Yet because of media influence and inflated values of people based on their jobs, even Scandinavians tend to believe Elizabeth had a better life, and make her a roll model in their lives.
Seriously!
Things get very dramatic when I look back, do the math and realize I haven't slept for 29 hours.
Then I ask myself, Glassford what's going on? Whats with the candle and blanket?
Yes it sounds mysterious, but at least give me some points for free late night drama.
Also trust me, talking about apple, and no face value puppets covering a corpse is so much cleaner for my blood vessels and actually entertaining than discussing alphabet.
But I guess we are starting to talk about
it now.
Have you noticed how close Microsoft's little grid of windows looks to cutouts of a film reel?
Honestly, what it really feels like to me is that haapy apple is a flame tucked inside a blanket.
Maybe that flame was quietly lighting the other side of the religion this whole time!
Or maybe it's the same religion from different perspectives or different season.
Whatever we call it, the flame doesn't care. Philosophy can argue all it wants, but the flame is already warm.
Just blow on the it, and the little windows become a mirrorball, so try not blush with the rush.
Despite el nino being so generous with the serbian breeze in my area, european fashion week was one of the hottest of all time in the past few weeks, to the extent that i'm having difficulty falling asleep.
Hey, I made a new collection of cover items for each post at our new space
It was a little boring around here, so i got productive for your pleasure
You're welcome
Hello from your captain.
Temps are around 10, visibility up to 59 meters.
Don't get carried away and get rotten with the rest of the nature.
Breath in/ breath out.
If you have difficulty breathing in humidity take some halls to get more comfortable
Do not try new cosmetics/ syrums at this point stay with your old habits.
Don't forget to unpack your portable game console we are starting a new journey and we have a long way to go.
Cosplay is at peak stress relief at this point so don't forget to activate your inner diva.
Foggy Fall..
It's fall and all i want is to sit on a train and enjoy all the scenery at once, without walking in the mud. because who likes the mud. everyone wants to fly
Falling for the evening. 🌹
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I'm very optimistic about Neo's X1 robot integrations with third party AI.
I think they'll make the robot far more productive and give it real persistence on tasks around the house.
That frees up my time for what actually lifts my spirits: being out in nature, and being with the friends who've always followed along and responded.
Stepping!
Walk in a river
It's Icecream Season
Friends, thank you for always including me in your thoughts and your art.
That's the true point.
So being an ashtray for a moment in someone's art in an open ended and descentesizd environment still carries a lot of honor.
There are moments in our lives where we fall short, tied down, rigid, unfocused, but our hearts and memories still stream like it's the first day of the planet.
So living as whatever in someone's art is still incredible value, which carries a presence of you from the creator.
Nobody has ever blamed morgana from trollhunters in real life, because morgana lived in the art piece, and nobody knows who she really is in real life.
Having said that, recently people have confused me with meta's new notorious muse, thinking that's me flooding their screens.
Actually No, but fingers crossed, i might be the first UK's AI model.
Gas is at all time high, I am at all time busy.
None of it matters.
2027 is coming and I have to be ready
Highlights on my avatar!
Aww switching to blue hours means the park closes in 3 hours.
Even the park by my house has this sign posted, moral of the story is to not get stuck on your set list.
Go find love.
Even the park by my house has this sign posted, moral of the story is to not get stuck on your set list.
Go find love.
Putting this out there, if a romantic encounter occurred between single me and any of you, i'll be using an alias for the public and expect the same professional courtesy.
Terms void once miley's new song drops tonight.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
We've got some flavors
Beware of the sexy ladies!
Some interesting outfits match with an icecream flavor, a little long distance unity so everyone feels part of the party.
It's fashion week, so you won't be judged just by taste buds. we're chasing that fashion flavor combo that hits like pure bliss.
Winner announced in a couple of days.
Flavors we've got so far:
Tiramisu
Black Sesame
Wild Blueberry
HomEmade Vanilla
Only 2 days left, come on in, check your closets for that perfect flavor and don't stay stuck in your songbook!!
Always trying to make myself a better sailor and still working hard like my daddy told me..!
So, genuine question for the crew!
Does getting a parrot boost my sailor aura, or is that getting a little too classic?
A parrot seems like the obvious choice but maybe a whimsical actress is the more traditional upgrade?
Open to suggestions from the seasoned crew.
Entering the perfect season beside lake of america, new name, same lake, an approval stamp on the Gordon Howe Bridge. And here is its color match
Friends!! Stop hiding your flavors.
I'm throwing an ice cream night next weekend.
Bring your favorite flavour and share it with our other friends, we'll trade tastes & say no to addictions
Also, also, no need to bring out your secret fridge stash, just bring what you love and let's have a good night with us.
Best flavor by vote wins a jet ski.
I'm throwing an ice cream night next weekend.
Bring your favorite flavour and share it with our other friends, we'll trade tastes & say no to addictions
Also, also, no need to bring out your secret fridge stash, just bring what you love and let's have a good night with us.
Best flavor by vote wins a jet ski.
Would you become an alcoholic at some bar to preserve your icecreams from your guests at home?
Asking the real questions this long weekend
POII: Strategic planning to get fed knowing my friend who's inviting me over has cherry ice cream in the fridge.
Bye
😂✨✨
Don't mind the wrinkles
last day of August, still raining, and apparently only my psychological attachment category is 'independent.'
Psychology says there's 4 attachment styles: secure, anxious, avoidant, disorganized.
Spent the week listening to therapists trying to find mine.
Turns out none of them quite fit, not because I'm closed off, just wired more 'independent' than the chart accounts for.
So instead of forcing myself into one of the four, I'm having premium AI models help build a style that's actually mine, brick by brick. Custom, not off the shelf.
And I'm not doing it solo, open to suggestions on fashion, nightlife, intimacy, all of it.
Genuinely interested in the people and connections that help shape it, I'll just be the one narrowing it down before it's final.
Presence built to match.
Here is a study workbook to find your prefabricated style!
Teddy bears get handed to kids as a promise of softness, cuddly, kind, gentle
Kids grow up. find out the bear was lying the whole time. mostly forgiven because the bear just sits there far away and never has to prove anything.
I'm the opposite deal. The truth is i'm everything the bear advertised and never delivered on.
Difference is I actually show up, with all my teddy's features, dressed better, and most importantly teaching lessons the bear never stayed awake for, while your teddy is half up watching.
Gemini has lost one of his roots.
Losing a root brings you back to the other roots you may have left behind.
Roots stay with us, even when we move forward.
That’s what the “Tandem at Rest” feels like.
As of today,
Aug28/2026 240th day of the year,
Retroembassy is running native, on its own platform.
Losing a root brings you back to the other roots you may have left behind.
Roots stay with us, even when we move forward.
That’s what the “Tandem at Rest” feels like.
As of today,
Aug28/2026 240th day of the year,
Retroembassy is running native, on its own platform.
Regarding my previous post, to all the clients and fans who are actively waiting for this to happen and to take advantage of the elite services coming to this new platform, well, I have to tell you I’m going to be a little less philosophical about it from here on.
This is a long term plan that is still taking shape, and ultimately, it depends on the team and how we build it together.
And I definitely don’t want anyone coming back saying:
“Glassford, I read your retro five times and I still don’t know WTF you’re asking. Do not circle back on this.”
Exactly.
I’m in production mode now. That means less theory, fewer philosophical Q&As, more practicality, and more 'let’s actually build this and make it happen.'
In production mode, we take things as they are, put them into practice, learn through trial and error, adjust, tune, break, fix, and keep going until everything works the way it should.
We’re not trying to have the perfect answer before we start.
We start moving forward, and then we can question and figure out how to work around the corners.
Everyone,
MH is closed, and with that chapter behind me, I’m no longer practicing public health services.
So, I’d like to reintroduce myself as Business Program Manager of TAPE.
Tape is a project that was buried more than a decade ago. It’s coming back from the grave and leaning toward execution.
Tape starts as a pipeline between multiple users and services: a mesh forming a secondary layer over the Internet, or essentially, an intranet of users and services.
The purpose is to create a controlled, private layer over the public Internet: a space where users, services, and providers can connect through a more deliberate and managed environment, with each endpoint assigned a secondary protocol address.
To prevent mirroring the open Internet, Tape establishes a trust boundary around the mesh. Services and users must be authenticated and validated through trusted certificates issued by an approved Certificate Authority (CA), such as "Let’s Encrypt" with set of rules and agreements.
This provides a mechanism to distinguish participating, verifiable services from arbitrary Internet endpoints and helps keep the network curated rather than becoming a replica of the public web.
The mesh starts with a curated set of services, while opening the door for other providers to join the ecosystem.
Mesh > Private Layer > Services > Ecosystem.
Some are very clever with all the math that conveys a logic.
Feels like a wireless charging station if I find myself within, I do the math and get charged, simple.
Especially with the power sharing feature: indirect charging / hand to hand. Those hit really hard like a supercharger
Speechless.
I always bring my emotional support crystals to work on resentful Mondays.
Tape In a Collection Part2
Tape In a Collection
Hey, I’ve been wanting to dive back into my #1 game franchise, Assassin’s Creed for a while and start their latest journey with Black Flag.
But I need someone to sit down, play along, and sync our experiences as we go.
So who’s the most gamer gamer willing to carry me through this adventure?
It’s totally okay if you’ve already played it, you can play it again with me.
Random Saturday Cheer
Here is my travel advise for the high season;
I never go anywhere without my PPE.
But not the typical Personal Protection Equipment.
Not exactly something you pack,
but you make sure is there, noticed, streaming, has high life attitude.
I simply call it Embrace in one word.
And the kind that sparkles and makes you feel better. Your ultimate destiny, top goals and desires, or just call it Preferred Presence.
PPE: Preferred Presence & Embrace.
Imagine having a 2 foot hot dog all to yourself and still expecting your friends to save you a piece of funnel cake.
PSA: Closing, and sending MH & Evembassage seeds underground for a while to grow the foundation, and come back solid.
Sometimes my patients ask,
“Glassford, you are nature. I want your stream in my backyard.”
So I arrive, do my therapy in their backyard, in a tent they setup and suddenly:
“Glassford, I’m injured! Nooo bleeding.. This is wild! Heal me! I thought you were a doctor!”
And honestly, I’m satisfied when their problems and past transitions into fantasy and kinks that make them happy
Checking in..
I know it feels like I’m a type of “avoidant attachment” in social media. Maybe.
But I’ve been doing the math, making some upgrades, and I know you Apple users are obsessed with UI.
So maybe I’m not just a pediatrician and a therapist.
Maybe I could be an artist on the weekends. And somewhere in between, I might drop the full album, not just my new track, 'Coffee Shop.'!!!
Some artists slowly transition into therapy. Dr. Spears just graduated from the school. And YES, I’m taking the scenic route this time.
Brushing up my card skills.
This book breaks down every rule, every variation, but none of it really lands until we actually sit down together and start dealing.
Every valuable piece in our lives needs a current, a flow before it shows its real potential.
We need a spotlight for our puzzles, a moment, a table to see what they could really become.
No matter how hard a beauty product slaps, if it's leaving a gentleman without basic lip moisturizer and anti frizz products, keeping those in the fridge isn't going to make them any more 'bestie brand'
This CIVIC Holiday was the perfect natural typographic backdrop to embrace my natural beauty, without PARIVIE products as a male.
I want the rebels to know I'm alive. I still needed a frizz free serum, FYI.
Tape 🎞️
To every mom who got down on the floor and played with their kids even when the dishes were piling up, you didn't just get through the day.
You raised actual humans who are kind and funny and decent.
No one gave you a trophy for it.
You did it anyway, we're lucky to live in a world you built.
this year's theme is team on deck.
Friends, HAAPY Halloween.
If you like the Chips & the Beauty and the Beast, here’s something crispy I just fried for you.
It’s Chiplag. A single page platform for everything you promote, your profile, product, business, cause, or that easy peasy beer and apple idea missing a second button. No website build needed.
In a few minutes you can make a stunning page, and the built in AI makes it easier, quicker, and simpler to keep current. Share one link instead of scattering everything across the internet.
Want the tour? It walks through five finished examples at chiplag.com/intro/.
I’d love to hear what you think:
Chiplag.com
Chiplag
We all know the best GNOs are the ones with one male who keeps things running smoothly and never loses sight of the mission to become a protest against men.
Ladies, this Halloween, I'm available to be your Designated Gentleman for your girls' night out
preferably a family outing.
Going to be a lovely weekend full of fantasies, one of my favorites.
Hope you enjoy every moment of it.
G-Wagon is a classic car and not so much of a Mercedes.
Do you guys not think calling the infotainment system by sleek Mercedes is a little bit off harmony with them packs?
Rather than appointing it plain Gemini, it just feels obviously offside.
Honey, them packs look heavy for a butterfly.
They may look gold, but they're expired protocols dressed up as prestige.
A butterfly's niche is fresh mystery, lightness, and sensitive flowers.
You weren't made to carry the weight of convention when your nature was meant to be unconventional.
PSA Everyone:
Paris Road is getting official recognition and road signs.
Paris Road is the matching identity of the American Ocean, thanks to the Pacific Ocean becoming it..
We could still keep it as PCH if you vote for it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Vitamins usually aren’t sparkly, but stars are full of vitamins and minerals.
Ask me who’s reached the sky.
I know, the universe has its own ways of keeping us going, even when the journey is hell.
Personally, this is how I feel.
Who said I couldn’t be a chef too? Yes we are doing this in 2026.
Adding a little creativity, and a lot of passion.
Honestly, maybe should ask WarnerBros or 1111 turn this into a whole production show!
We’re starting with this Milk Shake recipe to feel better, celebrate ourselves and be more productive, bottom line.
Captain on duty, session in place:
So many abnormal behaviours are becoming personal brands.
Perhaps that’s what makes us distinct from SI and the Superior Kind, our beautifully inconvenient imperfections;
- Bipolar disorder: Two Moods, One Icon.
- ADHD : Me & Perfection.
- Overthinking; Excessive Luxury.
- Procrastination: Later, by Design.
- Narcissism: A Mirror Above the Rest.
- Commitment Issues: Limited Edition, Never Exclusive.
- Social Anxiety: Private Access Only.
- OCD: Flawless, Down to the Last Detail.
- Impulse Control: Because Why Not Couture?
Which ones are your favorites, pick two.
A golden turn before letting go.
Some things age like wine, others like autumn leaves, both become richer, but only one gets called a masterpiece.
A second glance is worth more than a first impression.
Not every falling leaf is a loss, and not every bare branch is a sign of weakness.
That is the charm of fall, growing older is not the same as growing dull.
The finest things in life are too mature to be sweet, too complex to be simple, and too beautiful to last forever.
Midnight Choices
15 Feet Salmons Splashing
Being the 51st state wouldn’t be that bad, If today could be National I Love You Day.
Valentine’s has a similar vibe, and so today feels like the follow up, basically the second Valentine’s Day we were missing. A secret valentine.
Second things often end up better than the first. Canada could even pass as Greater America, the second version that hits harder.
So yeah, second Valentine. That’s the earth and heaven step by step if you follow the path.
If you lost your first, don't cry sniffing leftovers, today’s a chance for a better second.
So now if you do the math you'll know when is 'I Love You 2' day.
Also added this to my 'On This Day' tab in highlights, a small reminder to plan ahead next year.
TBH best national day of the year.
I hope the breeze comes through, I'm being supportive
You might skim this in four seconds before your brain drifts off to something sparkly and pink.
If you do, here is something from an experienced doctor:
Video games can be a surprisingly good focus tool for brains, especially in co-op, thanks to instant feedback.
Watch how the next level gets real, and how you can apply your new skills to real life situations.
Hey, Staples now sells groceries?
I was just looking for some milk and the first and only thing that came up was staples.
This is how AI has taken over the office industry. Office hardware just isn't profitable anymore.
Also, i'm available for freelance if you need an agent.
What do I do so we are not so apart?
Velvet Seats
Still haven't shaved my other leg since i started venting last night
But WH acts quick
Arranged a whole ceremony for a mixed group of people, all named innovators.
Glad I never registered my work. would've lost my reputation in fashion.
Just last year, dear product of Apple was having his own hot flashes trying to rip the shit off iCloud and decrypt its data in the UK, and turn Apple into a naked grape and a pole dancer in its own home land.
Let's not lose our grip on haapy Apple's puppet, who accepted the offer to shake hands at 'Qing's trust' just recently, for a glazed apple danish pastry.
Wouldn't it be wiser to leave the company when it comes to people's belongings?
But don't worry, your data is safe. That was just a past psychomental reaction of an insider's wounds, plus a showcase of incompetent puppets that the media feeds your brain as your heroes.
Likewise, you will not have that rust metal disease with the new iPhone casings. But it does hurt when Apple dropped Telegram over the reek WhatsApp in late August to welcome its new CEO
Not only did these two punctuation marks invent the goggles we wear, which is a hot topic nowadays..
But they also volunteered to declare that the language used in the US and Canada belongs to them.