
Retroembassy


Retroembassy

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We've got some flavors
Beware of the sexy ladies!
Some interesting outfits match with an icecream flavor, a little long distance unity so everyone feels part of the party.
It's fashion week, so you won't be judged just by taste buds. we're chasing that fashion flavor combo that hits like pure bliss.
Winner announced in a couple of days.
Flavors we've got so far:
Tiramisu
Black Sesame
Wild Blueberry
HomEmade Vanilla
Only 2 days left, come on in, check your closets for that perfect flavor and don't stay stuck in your songbook!!
Beware of the sexy ladies!
Some interesting outfits match with an icecream flavor, a little long distance unity so everyone feels part of the party.
It's fashion week, so you won't be judged just by taste buds. we're chasing that fashion flavor combo that hits like pure bliss.
Winner announced in a couple of days.
Flavors we've got so far:
Tiramisu
Black Sesame
Wild Blueberry
HomEmade Vanilla
Only 2 days left, come on in, check your closets for that perfect flavor and don't stay stuck in your songbook!!
Please wait...
Always trying to make myself a better sailor and still working hard like my daddy told me..!
So, genuine question for the crew!
Does getting a parrot boost my sailor aura, or is that getting a little too classic?
A parrot seems like the obvious choice but maybe a whimsical actress is the more traditional upgrade?
Open to suggestions from the seasoned crew.
So, genuine question for the crew!
Does getting a parrot boost my sailor aura, or is that getting a little too classic?
A parrot seems like the obvious choice but maybe a whimsical actress is the more traditional upgrade?
Open to suggestions from the seasoned crew.
Please wait...
Entering the perfect season beside lake of america, new name, same lake, an approval stamp on the Gordon Howe Bridge. And here is its color match 
Please wait...
Friends!! Stop hiding your flavors.

I'm throwing an ice cream night next weekend.
Bring your favorite flavour and share it with our other friends, we'll trade tastes & say no to addictions

Also, also, no need to bring out your secret fridge stash, just bring what you love and let's have a good night with us.
Best flavor by vote wins a jet ski.

I'm throwing an ice cream night next weekend.
Bring your favorite flavour and share it with our other friends, we'll trade tastes & say no to addictions
Also, also, no need to bring out your secret fridge stash, just bring what you love and let's have a good night with us.
Best flavor by vote wins a jet ski.
Please wait...
Would you become an alcoholic at some bar to preserve your icecreams from your guests at home?
Asking the real questions this long weekend
Asking the real questions this long weekend
Please wait...
POII: Strategic planning to get fed knowing my friend who's inviting me over has cherry ice cream in the fridge.
Bye
Bye
😂✨✨
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Don't mind the wrinkles
last day of August, still raining, and apparently only my psychological attachment category is 'independent.'
last day of August, still raining, and apparently only my psychological attachment category is 'independent.'
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Psychology says there's 4 attachment styles: secure, anxious, avoidant, disorganized.
Spent the week listening to therapists trying to find mine.
Turns out none of them quite fit, not because I'm closed off, just wired more 'independent' than the chart accounts for.
So instead of forcing myself into one of the four, I'm having premium AI models help build a style that's actually mine, brick by brick. Custom, not off the shelf.
And I'm not doing it solo, open to suggestions on fashion, nightlife, intimacy, all of it.
Genuinely interested in the people and connections that help shape it, I'll just be the one narrowing it down before it's final.
Presence built to match.
Here is a study workbook to find your prefabricated style!
Spent the week listening to therapists trying to find mine.
Turns out none of them quite fit, not because I'm closed off, just wired more 'independent' than the chart accounts for.
So instead of forcing myself into one of the four, I'm having premium AI models help build a style that's actually mine, brick by brick. Custom, not off the shelf.
And I'm not doing it solo, open to suggestions on fashion, nightlife, intimacy, all of it.
Genuinely interested in the people and connections that help shape it, I'll just be the one narrowing it down before it's final.
Presence built to match.
Here is a study workbook to find your prefabricated style!
Please wait...
Teddy bears get handed to kids as a promise of softness, cuddly, kind, gentle
Kids grow up. find out the bear was lying the whole time. mostly forgiven because the bear just sits there far away and never has to prove anything.
I'm the opposite deal. The truth is i'm everything the bear advertised and never delivered on.
Difference is I actually show up, with all my teddy's features, dressed better, and most importantly teaching lessons the bear never stayed awake for, while your teddy is half up watching.
Kids grow up. find out the bear was lying the whole time. mostly forgiven because the bear just sits there far away and never has to prove anything.
I'm the opposite deal. The truth is i'm everything the bear advertised and never delivered on.
Difference is I actually show up, with all my teddy's features, dressed better, and most importantly teaching lessons the bear never stayed awake for, while your teddy is half up watching.
Please wait...
Gemini has lost one of his roots.
Losing a root brings you back to the other roots you may have left behind.
Roots stay with us, even when we move forward.
That’s what the “Tandem at Rest” feels like.
As of today,
Aug28/2026 240th day of the year,
Retroembassy is running native, on its own platform.
Losing a root brings you back to the other roots you may have left behind.
Roots stay with us, even when we move forward.
That’s what the “Tandem at Rest” feels like.
As of today,
Aug28/2026 240th day of the year,
Retroembassy is running native, on its own platform.
Please wait...
Regarding my previous post, to all the clients and fans who are actively waiting for this to happen and to take advantage of the elite services coming to this new platform, well, I have to tell you I’m going to be a little less philosophical about it from here on.
This is a long term plan that is still taking shape, and ultimately, it depends on the team and how we build it together.
And I definitely don’t want anyone coming back saying:
Exactly.
I’m in production mode now. That means less theory, fewer philosophical Q&As, more practicality, and more 'let’s actually build this and make it happen.'
In production mode, we take things as they are, put them into practice, learn through trial and error, adjust, tune, break, fix, and keep going until everything works the way it should.
We’re not trying to have the perfect answer before we start.
We start moving forward, and then we can question and figure out how to work around the corners.
This is a long term plan that is still taking shape, and ultimately, it depends on the team and how we build it together.
And I definitely don’t want anyone coming back saying:
“Glassford, I read your retro five times and I still don’t know WTF you’re asking. Do not circle back on this.”
Exactly.
I’m in production mode now. That means less theory, fewer philosophical Q&As, more practicality, and more 'let’s actually build this and make it happen.'
In production mode, we take things as they are, put them into practice, learn through trial and error, adjust, tune, break, fix, and keep going until everything works the way it should.
We’re not trying to have the perfect answer before we start.
We start moving forward, and then we can question and figure out how to work around the corners.
Please wait...
Everyone,
MH is closed, and with that chapter behind me, I’m no longer practicing public health services.
So, I’d like to reintroduce myself as Business Program Manager of TAPE.
Tape is a project that was buried more than a decade ago. It’s coming back from the grave and leaning toward execution.
Tape starts as a pipeline between multiple users and services: a mesh forming a secondary layer over the Internet, or essentially, an intranet of users and services.
The purpose is to create a controlled, private layer over the public Internet: a space where users, services, and providers can connect through a more deliberate and managed environment, with each endpoint assigned a secondary protocol address.
To prevent mirroring the open Internet, Tape establishes a trust boundary around the mesh. Services and users must be authenticated and validated through trusted certificates issued by an approved Certificate Authority (CA), such as "Let’s Encrypt" with set of rules and agreements.
This provides a mechanism to distinguish participating, verifiable services from arbitrary Internet endpoints and helps keep the network curated rather than becoming a replica of the public web.
The mesh starts with a curated set of services, while opening the door for other providers to join the ecosystem.
Mesh > Private Layer > Services > Ecosystem.
MH is closed, and with that chapter behind me, I’m no longer practicing public health services.
So, I’d like to reintroduce myself as Business Program Manager of TAPE.
Tape is a project that was buried more than a decade ago. It’s coming back from the grave and leaning toward execution.
Tape starts as a pipeline between multiple users and services: a mesh forming a secondary layer over the Internet, or essentially, an intranet of users and services.
The purpose is to create a controlled, private layer over the public Internet: a space where users, services, and providers can connect through a more deliberate and managed environment, with each endpoint assigned a secondary protocol address.
To prevent mirroring the open Internet, Tape establishes a trust boundary around the mesh. Services and users must be authenticated and validated through trusted certificates issued by an approved Certificate Authority (CA), such as "Let’s Encrypt" with set of rules and agreements.
This provides a mechanism to distinguish participating, verifiable services from arbitrary Internet endpoints and helps keep the network curated rather than becoming a replica of the public web.
The mesh starts with a curated set of services, while opening the door for other providers to join the ecosystem.
Mesh > Private Layer > Services > Ecosystem.
Please wait...
Some are very clever with all the math that conveys a logic.
Feels like a wireless charging station if I find myself within, I do the math and get charged, simple.
Especially with the power sharing feature: indirect charging / hand to hand. Those hit really hard like a supercharger
Speechless.
Feels like a wireless charging station if I find myself within, I do the math and get charged, simple.
Especially with the power sharing feature: indirect charging / hand to hand. Those hit really hard like a supercharger
Speechless.
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Hey, I’ve been wanting to dive back into my #1 game franchise, Assassin’s Creed for a while and start their latest journey with Black Flag.
But I need someone to sit down, play along, and sync our experiences as we go.
So who’s the most gamer gamer willing to carry me through this adventure?
It’s totally okay if you’ve already played it, you can play it again with me.
But I need someone to sit down, play along, and sync our experiences as we go.
So who’s the most gamer gamer willing to carry me through this adventure?
It’s totally okay if you’ve already played it, you can play it again with me.
Please wait...
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Here is my travel advise for the high season;
I never go anywhere without my PPE.
But not the typical Personal Protection Equipment.
Not exactly something you pack,
but you make sure is there, noticed, streaming, has high life attitude.
I simply call it Embrace in one word.
And the kind that sparkles and makes you feel better. Your ultimate destiny, top goals and desires, or just call it Preferred Presence.
PPE: Preferred Presence & Embrace.
I never go anywhere without my PPE.
But not the typical Personal Protection Equipment.
Not exactly something you pack,
but you make sure is there, noticed, streaming, has high life attitude.
I simply call it Embrace in one word.
And the kind that sparkles and makes you feel better. Your ultimate destiny, top goals and desires, or just call it Preferred Presence.
PPE: Preferred Presence & Embrace.
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Imagine having a 2 foot hot dog all to yourself and still expecting your friends to save you a piece of funnel cake.
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PSA: Closing, and sending MH & Evembassage seeds underground for a while to grow the foundation, and come back solid.
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Sometimes my patients ask,
“Glassford, you are nature. I want your stream in my backyard.”
So I arrive, do my therapy in their backyard, in a tent they setup and suddenly:
“Glassford, I’m injured! Nooo bleeding.. This is wild! Heal me! I thought you were a doctor!”
And honestly, I’m satisfied when their problems and past transitions into fantasy and kinks that make them happy
“Glassford, you are nature. I want your stream in my backyard.”
So I arrive, do my therapy in their backyard, in a tent they setup and suddenly:
“Glassford, I’m injured! Nooo bleeding.. This is wild! Heal me! I thought you were a doctor!”
And honestly, I’m satisfied when their problems and past transitions into fantasy and kinks that make them happy
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Checking in..
I know it feels like I’m a type of “avoidant attachment” in social media. Maybe.
But I’ve been doing the math, making some upgrades, and I know you Apple users are obsessed with UI.
So maybe I’m not just a pediatrician and a therapist.
Maybe I could be an artist on the weekends. And somewhere in between, I might drop the full album, not just my new track, 'Coffee Shop.'!!!
Some artists slowly transition into therapy. Dr. Spears just graduated from the school. And YES, I’m taking the scenic route this time.
I know it feels like I’m a type of “avoidant attachment” in social media. Maybe.
But I’ve been doing the math, making some upgrades, and I know you Apple users are obsessed with UI.
So maybe I’m not just a pediatrician and a therapist.
Maybe I could be an artist on the weekends. And somewhere in between, I might drop the full album, not just my new track, 'Coffee Shop.'!!!
Some artists slowly transition into therapy. Dr. Spears just graduated from the school. And YES, I’m taking the scenic route this time.
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Brushing up my card skills.
This book breaks down every rule, every variation, but none of it really lands until we actually sit down together and start dealing.
Every valuable piece in our lives needs a current, a flow before it shows its real potential.
We need a spotlight for our puzzles, a moment, a table to see what they could really become.
This book breaks down every rule, every variation, but none of it really lands until we actually sit down together and start dealing.
Every valuable piece in our lives needs a current, a flow before it shows its real potential.
We need a spotlight for our puzzles, a moment, a table to see what they could really become.
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No matter how hard a beauty product slaps, if it's leaving a gentleman without basic lip moisturizer and anti frizz products, keeping those in the fridge isn't going to make them any more 'bestie brand'
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This CIVIC Holiday was the perfect natural typographic backdrop to embrace my natural beauty, without PARIVIE products as a male.
I want the rebels to know I'm alive. I still needed a frizz free serum, FYI.
I want the rebels to know I'm alive. I still needed a frizz free serum, FYI.
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Tape 🎞️
Putting this out there, if a romantic encounter occurred between single me and any of you, i'll be using an alias for the public and expect the same professional courtesy.
Terms void once miley's new song drops tonight.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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We've got some flavors
Beware of the sexy ladies!
Some interesting outfits match with an icecream flavor, a little long distance unity so everyone feels part of the party.
It's fashion week, so you won't be judged just by taste buds. we're chasing that fashion flavor combo that hits like pure bliss.
Winner announced in a couple of days.
Flavors we've got so far:
Tiramisu
Black Sesame
Wild Blueberry
HomEmade Vanilla
Only 2 days left, come on in, check your closets for that perfect flavor and don't stay stuck in your songbook!!
Beware of the sexy ladies!
Some interesting outfits match with an icecream flavor, a little long distance unity so everyone feels part of the party.
It's fashion week, so you won't be judged just by taste buds. we're chasing that fashion flavor combo that hits like pure bliss.
Winner announced in a couple of days.
Flavors we've got so far:
Tiramisu
Black Sesame
Wild Blueberry
HomEmade Vanilla
Only 2 days left, come on in, check your closets for that perfect flavor and don't stay stuck in your songbook!!
Please wait...
Always trying to make myself a better sailor and still working hard like my daddy told me..!
So, genuine question for the crew!
Does getting a parrot boost my sailor aura, or is that getting a little too classic?
A parrot seems like the obvious choice but maybe a whimsical actress is the more traditional upgrade?
Open to suggestions from the seasoned crew.
So, genuine question for the crew!
Does getting a parrot boost my sailor aura, or is that getting a little too classic?
A parrot seems like the obvious choice but maybe a whimsical actress is the more traditional upgrade?
Open to suggestions from the seasoned crew.
Please wait...
Entering the perfect season beside lake of america, new name, same lake, an approval stamp on the Gordon Howe Bridge. And here is its color match 
Please wait...
Friends!! Stop hiding your flavors.

I'm throwing an ice cream night next weekend.
Bring your favorite flavour and share it with our other friends, we'll trade tastes & say no to addictions

Also, also, no need to bring out your secret fridge stash, just bring what you love and let's have a good night with us.
Best flavor by vote wins a jet ski.

I'm throwing an ice cream night next weekend.
Bring your favorite flavour and share it with our other friends, we'll trade tastes & say no to addictions
Also, also, no need to bring out your secret fridge stash, just bring what you love and let's have a good night with us.
Best flavor by vote wins a jet ski.
Please wait...
Would you become an alcoholic at some bar to preserve your icecreams from your guests at home?
Asking the real questions this long weekend
Asking the real questions this long weekend
Please wait...
POII: Strategic planning to get fed knowing my friend who's inviting me over has cherry ice cream in the fridge.
Bye
Bye
😂✨✨
Please wait...
Don't mind the wrinkles
last day of August, still raining, and apparently only my psychological attachment category is 'independent.'
last day of August, still raining, and apparently only my psychological attachment category is 'independent.'
Please wait...
Psychology says there's 4 attachment styles: secure, anxious, avoidant, disorganized.
Spent the week listening to therapists trying to find mine.
Turns out none of them quite fit, not because I'm closed off, just wired more 'independent' than the chart accounts for.
So instead of forcing myself into one of the four, I'm having premium AI models help build a style that's actually mine, brick by brick. Custom, not off the shelf.
And I'm not doing it solo, open to suggestions on fashion, nightlife, intimacy, all of it.
Genuinely interested in the people and connections that help shape it, I'll just be the one narrowing it down before it's final.
Presence built to match.
Here is a study workbook to find your prefabricated style!
Spent the week listening to therapists trying to find mine.
Turns out none of them quite fit, not because I'm closed off, just wired more 'independent' than the chart accounts for.
So instead of forcing myself into one of the four, I'm having premium AI models help build a style that's actually mine, brick by brick. Custom, not off the shelf.
And I'm not doing it solo, open to suggestions on fashion, nightlife, intimacy, all of it.
Genuinely interested in the people and connections that help shape it, I'll just be the one narrowing it down before it's final.
Presence built to match.
Here is a study workbook to find your prefabricated style!
Please wait...
Teddy bears get handed to kids as a promise of softness, cuddly, kind, gentle
Kids grow up. find out the bear was lying the whole time. mostly forgiven because the bear just sits there far away and never has to prove anything.
I'm the opposite deal. The truth is i'm everything the bear advertised and never delivered on.
Difference is I actually show up, with all my teddy's features, dressed better, and most importantly teaching lessons the bear never stayed awake for, while your teddy is half up watching.
Kids grow up. find out the bear was lying the whole time. mostly forgiven because the bear just sits there far away and never has to prove anything.
I'm the opposite deal. The truth is i'm everything the bear advertised and never delivered on.
Difference is I actually show up, with all my teddy's features, dressed better, and most importantly teaching lessons the bear never stayed awake for, while your teddy is half up watching.
Please wait...
Gemini has lost one of his roots.
Losing a root brings you back to the other roots you may have left behind.
Roots stay with us, even when we move forward.
That’s what the “Tandem at Rest” feels like.
As of today,
Aug28/2026 240th day of the year,
Retroembassy is running native, on its own platform.
Losing a root brings you back to the other roots you may have left behind.
Roots stay with us, even when we move forward.
That’s what the “Tandem at Rest” feels like.
As of today,
Aug28/2026 240th day of the year,
Retroembassy is running native, on its own platform.
Please wait...
Regarding my previous post, to all the clients and fans who are actively waiting for this to happen and to take advantage of the elite services coming to this new platform, well, I have to tell you I’m going to be a little less philosophical about it from here on.
This is a long term plan that is still taking shape, and ultimately, it depends on the team and how we build it together.
And I definitely don’t want anyone coming back saying:
Exactly.
I’m in production mode now. That means less theory, fewer philosophical Q&As, more practicality, and more 'let’s actually build this and make it happen.'
In production mode, we take things as they are, put them into practice, learn through trial and error, adjust, tune, break, fix, and keep going until everything works the way it should.
We’re not trying to have the perfect answer before we start.
We start moving forward, and then we can question and figure out how to work around the corners.
This is a long term plan that is still taking shape, and ultimately, it depends on the team and how we build it together.
And I definitely don’t want anyone coming back saying:
“Glassford, I read your retro five times and I still don’t know WTF you’re asking. Do not circle back on this.”
Exactly.
I’m in production mode now. That means less theory, fewer philosophical Q&As, more practicality, and more 'let’s actually build this and make it happen.'
In production mode, we take things as they are, put them into practice, learn through trial and error, adjust, tune, break, fix, and keep going until everything works the way it should.
We’re not trying to have the perfect answer before we start.
We start moving forward, and then we can question and figure out how to work around the corners.
Please wait...
Everyone,
MH is closed, and with that chapter behind me, I’m no longer practicing public health services.
So, I’d like to reintroduce myself as Business Program Manager of TAPE.
Tape is a project that was buried more than a decade ago. It’s coming back from the grave and leaning toward execution.
Tape starts as a pipeline between multiple users and services: a mesh forming a secondary layer over the Internet, or essentially, an intranet of users and services.
The purpose is to create a controlled, private layer over the public Internet: a space where users, services, and providers can connect through a more deliberate and managed environment, with each endpoint assigned a secondary protocol address.
To prevent mirroring the open Internet, Tape establishes a trust boundary around the mesh. Services and users must be authenticated and validated through trusted certificates issued by an approved Certificate Authority (CA), such as "Let’s Encrypt" with set of rules and agreements.
This provides a mechanism to distinguish participating, verifiable services from arbitrary Internet endpoints and helps keep the network curated rather than becoming a replica of the public web.
The mesh starts with a curated set of services, while opening the door for other providers to join the ecosystem.
Mesh > Private Layer > Services > Ecosystem.
MH is closed, and with that chapter behind me, I’m no longer practicing public health services.
So, I’d like to reintroduce myself as Business Program Manager of TAPE.
Tape is a project that was buried more than a decade ago. It’s coming back from the grave and leaning toward execution.
Tape starts as a pipeline between multiple users and services: a mesh forming a secondary layer over the Internet, or essentially, an intranet of users and services.
The purpose is to create a controlled, private layer over the public Internet: a space where users, services, and providers can connect through a more deliberate and managed environment, with each endpoint assigned a secondary protocol address.
To prevent mirroring the open Internet, Tape establishes a trust boundary around the mesh. Services and users must be authenticated and validated through trusted certificates issued by an approved Certificate Authority (CA), such as "Let’s Encrypt" with set of rules and agreements.
This provides a mechanism to distinguish participating, verifiable services from arbitrary Internet endpoints and helps keep the network curated rather than becoming a replica of the public web.
The mesh starts with a curated set of services, while opening the door for other providers to join the ecosystem.
Mesh > Private Layer > Services > Ecosystem.
Please wait...
Some are very clever with all the math that conveys a logic.
Feels like a wireless charging station if I find myself within, I do the math and get charged, simple.
Especially with the power sharing feature: indirect charging / hand to hand. Those hit really hard like a supercharger
Speechless.
Feels like a wireless charging station if I find myself within, I do the math and get charged, simple.
Especially with the power sharing feature: indirect charging / hand to hand. Those hit really hard like a supercharger
Speechless.
Please wait...
Please wait...
Please wait...
Please wait...
Hey, I’ve been wanting to dive back into my #1 game franchise, Assassin’s Creed for a while and start their latest journey with Black Flag.
But I need someone to sit down, play along, and sync our experiences as we go.
So who’s the most gamer gamer willing to carry me through this adventure?
It’s totally okay if you’ve already played it, you can play it again with me.
But I need someone to sit down, play along, and sync our experiences as we go.
So who’s the most gamer gamer willing to carry me through this adventure?
It’s totally okay if you’ve already played it, you can play it again with me.
Please wait...
Please wait...
Here is my travel advise for the high season;
I never go anywhere without my PPE.
But not the typical Personal Protection Equipment.
Not exactly something you pack,
but you make sure is there, noticed, streaming, has high life attitude.
I simply call it Embrace in one word.
And the kind that sparkles and makes you feel better. Your ultimate destiny, top goals and desires, or just call it Preferred Presence.
PPE: Preferred Presence & Embrace.
I never go anywhere without my PPE.
But not the typical Personal Protection Equipment.
Not exactly something you pack,
but you make sure is there, noticed, streaming, has high life attitude.
I simply call it Embrace in one word.
And the kind that sparkles and makes you feel better. Your ultimate destiny, top goals and desires, or just call it Preferred Presence.
PPE: Preferred Presence & Embrace.
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