wrote on August 30, 2026
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8:03 pm
Teddy bears get handed to kids as a promise of softness, cuddly, kind, gentle
Kids grow up. find out the bear was lying the whole time. mostly forgiven because the bear just sits there far away and never has to prove anything.
I'm the opposite deal. The truth is i'm everything the bear advertised and never delivered on.
Difference is I actually show up, with all my teddy's features, dressed better, and most importantly teaching lessons the bear never stayed awake for, while your teddy is half up watching.
Kids grow up. find out the bear was lying the whole time. mostly forgiven because the bear just sits there far away and never has to prove anything.
I'm the opposite deal. The truth is i'm everything the bear advertised and never delivered on.
Difference is I actually show up, with all my teddy's features, dressed better, and most importantly teaching lessons the bear never stayed awake for, while your teddy is half up watching.